Songs and poems by Lost Viking Crew
Poem by The Lady Sara Elizabeth Skylocs
(Sung to the Theme of Gilligans Isle)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this Nordic port,
aboard this Great long ship.
The Vikings were mighty sailin' men,
the Elder’s set to invade.
Berserk Vikings set sail that day,
For a European Raid, a European Raid.
The weather started getting rough,
the Dragon ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the long ship would be lost; the long ship would be
lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this
uncharted New Found Land,
They looked around,
and set up Camp,
The mead was good
And the Beer,
They Liked this Place
Made their home
here on Vinlandface
to face
after such a long absence
skin to skin
languishing in the closeness of you
i press my nose to your chest
and smell the scent of the sea ever present
and the clean smell of you
and my own lavender scent
my hands roam
drinking in your touch
to have you close again a feast of the senses
i lick...i kiss and taste your nearness
the sweet taste of your sweat driving me on
to feast in this banquet that is you.
the long absence making my need greater
the long need making my desire white hot
let me surrender to this overwhelming need
let me drink in your touch
let me offer myself
yours in this as in all else...
let me welcome you home.
(c)skye 6/29/2002
t(o queens we will rock you then we are the
champions)
To the sound of loud clapping and a slap on leather
We will We will Slay you
We will We will Slay you
repeat slapping
I've taken my ships through
storm after storm
I've risked the Midgard serpent
But still we arrive
And swords drawn
we've taken this fest
we've had our share of fighting
And kicking ass
But we've come through
And we mean to go on and on and on
We are the Vikings -my friends
And we'll keep on slaying
Till the end
We are the Vikings
We are the Warriors
No time for politeness
Cause we are the Vikings of the North
Vie taken your towns
And your wenches too
You brought me treasure and fortune
And laughing and singing that goes with it
We'll take you all
But its been no easy trip
No pleasure cruise
We consider it a challenge before
Odin in Asgard
That we never loose
We are the Vikings -my friends
And we'll keep on slaying
Till the end
We are the Vikings
We are the Warriors
No time for politeness
Cause we are the Vikings of the North
by Dark Star
NIGHTSHIFFT@aol.com
(To the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Sven
A poor Viking Warrior it was said could never win
Then one day when he was arguing with the crew
He fell overboard and he found him something new
Ura---Asgard gold----Magic steel.
Well the next thing you know
Old Sven’s a berserker man
The chieftain said
You aught a go to other lands
Said ole England is the place you aught a be
So the loaded up the long ships and they
Headed out to sea
Plunderin’-----killing folks----burning villages
It’s a Viking invasion!
By Thor
Hey, Hey, We're the Vikings
(To the tune of "Hey, Hey We're The Monkeeys")
*Brrrrumm!*
Here we come,
Rowing 'cross the sea,
We got the biggest damn axes
That you've ever seen.
Hey, hey, we're the Vikings!
People say we just sail around.
But we're too busy pillaging
And buring villages down.
We don't try to be friendly,
So better get out of our way.
'Cause we're the Sons of Odin,
And we didn't come here to play.
Hey, hey, we're the Vikings!
You know we don't mess around,
We're the Nordic invasion,
And you know we're coming to your town.
By ~Lord Cygnus